i has a idea
letz jus hoap u doan brayk dis wun...
The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.
Your evidence is circumstantial. And your lamp was hideous.
Ach! The dilithium crystals are deteriorating. Disengage warp engines NOW!
Under my umbrellazzzz....brellaz...brellazzzzzzzz
Hmmm...If I break a lamp & no one is around to hear it break...did I really break it?
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