I found this in the back alley can I keep it?
Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!
Lady Ga-Ga's future children. Yup. Humanity's screwed.
THIS MAN SCARES ME!!!
No Lady Gaga! I'm pretty sure you WEREN'T born this way!
Weirdest. Carnival prize. EVAR!
Dear hot dog, Have you seen the rest of my body? Sincerely, seriously? I'm confused ^