HIIIIII-YA! This adorable little hamster put his kung fu skills to use on a couple of curious Hungarian pointer dogs in Hradok, Slovakia. The dogs wanted to play with the hamster, but he became scared and started attacking. And with such fluid skill, too!
Also: BRUCE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You know what's more advanced than a black belt? A black and pink belt! Which I have, by the way! And have had almost my whole life, because I've always been a pig karate prodigy! I can break bricks with my nose and empty whole food troughs in one gulp! And what can you do, Mr. Wax On Wax Off?