If yu had tiem for dis yu had tiem tu take mi inside

he haz a poynt, u noez.

I hate to tell you this Human, but you're a bit behind on your holidays.

tho ai iz kwite a big fan ob meowloween!!

YOU MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

C'MERE... YOUR FACE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS

Hey, ur baby looks like ur wife`s boss

So I live in a name brand product box. You carry a designer handbag. Leave me alone.

Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'