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Recaption

Miss July Turn-ons: long walks on a bearskin rug, naps, catnip, sandy litterboxes, naps, tuna, naps, whipping cream.

Turn-offs: doggies, baths, Aunt Bertha, baths, dry cat food, baths, the vet, baths, Big Bird, baths, rocking chairs.

funny adventure july Now We've Got Bad Blood
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Oh No! Taylor Swift read your Tweet and thinks it’s about her. Now she’s coming for you. Who do you enlist to help you in your fight against Taylor Swift? Aaron Paul and Nicki Minaj have both offered to help.

Reply NICKI or AARON to continue.

Reply ADVENTURE2 to start over.

funny adventure july Apology Accepted
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After a momentary brawl and some comments from Katy Perry in the sidelines SOMEONE managed to make Taylor understand that your Tweet wasn’t about her. She’s apologized and offered you a place among her pantheon of hot friends. Together you break the internet and have the best weekend EVER! Hooray!


Reply ADVENTURE2 to play again.

funny adventure july BIG Mistake
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So you decided to eat the bag of gummy bears and go to a friends house to watch Netflix and chill. After a VERY awkward misunderstanding of what "Netflix and chill" means on your part (how could you not know what that means?) you feel the volcanic rumblings in your tummy from the gummy bears.


Goodbye weekend, you’re spending the rest of your life on the toilet.

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funny adventure july Mimosas Anyone?
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Aaron Paul plans to use pancakes to negotiate between you and T.Swift but she utterly ignores his efforts. He offers to buy you brunch but on the way you realize too late that he is the ultimate method actor. You die in a broken down RV during a shootout with Tuco Salamanca. Take THAT Jared Leto.

Oh, sorry about your weekend, bud.

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funny adventure july Well, That Was Disappointing
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Amazon is having another Prime Day so you decide to check out what’s available and order some food online. Surprise! The only edible things available are a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears or a crate of candy necklaces. Do you post your disappointment on Social Media or settle for a 5lb bag of gummy bears and go watch some Netflix and chill?


Reply GUMMY or SOCIAL  to continue.

Reply ADVENTURE2 to go back to the beginning.

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