Why are Pirates so mean?
Because they Arrrrrr!
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can't tuna fish!
Why did the cowboy get a daschund?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggie!
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.