I had a little altercation with the Easter Bunny. The end result is two fold: you won't be getting candy eggs and his wife is getting a huge insurance check.
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I really, really hate this new bargain health insurance plan... Shut up and stop moving. The CAT scan is almost done.
I just read that the richest kitty is worth over 10 million. You damn well better sign those insurance upgrades I put on your desk.