SHOTGUNS A BEER KEG
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
TEXTED DURING TEST DRIVING TEST
FRIENDS ARE LIKE TREES THEY ALL FALL DOWN WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THEM WITH AN AXE
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I'll run you over with my car!