George would have been the Father of his Country But then his hooman took him to the vet
aifinkso itz bowt tiem we hadz a kitteh prezident!
Look at, all tough in my pirate bed. Back off, matey!
Nao ai lay me daon to rest A pyle of buuks up on mah deskkk If ai shud dye bfore ai wakes dats won less test i habs to takes