You get two hours

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You get two hours
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You get two hours of fun with the bottles. I get two hours of fun with the box. Tomorrow we'll both puke on the carpet. It's a win-win.

Must have left mine in my other pants.

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Must have left mine in my other pants.
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They say your eyes are the window to your soul. I been staring for hours. I got nuffin.

Are you nuts or what?

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Are you nuts or what?
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It took me 17 hours to wind this rope around this pillar And now you tell me I'm supposed to scratch it off again?

And this is a purr. Not a grrr. Truly.

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And this is a purr. Not a grrr. Truly.
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No, no worries. And don't mind me. I like sitting in the dark. Staring. At you. For hours.