one dai I will rule dis house!

ai jus cant wayt 2 b king!

please be garbage, please be garbage, please be garbage

wel opin it up an c wutz insied!

Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!

Sorry, guys - not the kind of cat fight you were hoping for.

So? Is the nip kickin in? I should hope so.

One day I'd like to be surprised with a nice tomato juice or some fruit punch

Hoo boi, teh land uv milk an tuna bedder be on teh odder side.