one dai I will rule dis house!
ai jus cant wayt 2 b king!
please be garbage, please be garbage, please be garbage
wel opin it up an c wutz insied!
Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!
Sorry, guys - not the kind of cat fight you were hoping for.
So? Is the nip kickin in? I should hope so.
One day I'd like to be surprised with a nice tomato juice or some fruit punch
Hoo boi, teh land uv milk an tuna bedder be on teh odder side.
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