George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?

Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

YOU WANT ME TO "POUNCE?' HONEY, I HAVEN'T POUNCED SINCE 1983.