George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.
YOU WANT ME TO "POUNCE?' HONEY, I HAVEN'T POUNCED SINCE 1983.