Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

You'll have so much fun at So Much Pun!

The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."

As a singer, I'm only sew-sew, but I still enjoy hems on Sunday.