Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop
You'll have so much fun over at So Much Pun!
Seriously, why did biologists/linguists/etc. ever think "fowl" was a fair term for all kinds of squee bird friends? It's a word that sounds far too close to another word that does not describe them in any way at all!
Um...I bleev yur spozed to wok teh DOG, nawt teh kitteh....
kittehs prefur bownsin, anywayz.
someday... my prints will come