Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'

Hello Mrs. Willowby. I'm Timmy's science project. I believe he'll be getting an A. Don't you agree?

hello, my name is Mittens and i'll be pouncing on you today

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my harbls. Prepare to die.

Hello Danny. Come and pet us. Come and pet us, Danny. Forever... and ever... and ever.

Hello and welcome to the Playboy Mansion