G'DAY WELCUM TU OSTRAYA
wai iz eberyfing upsied down?
Hello? No, this isn't dog.
aifinkso u must hab teh rong numbur...
Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!
Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.
Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'
Hello Mrs. Willowby. I'm Timmy's science project. I believe he'll be getting an A. Don't you agree?