Cats always land on their feet. Unless they're aiming for your head.
kittehs neber miss. doan ferget dat.
Oh the future looks so bright today! Well not that bright actually...
Try n lewk on teh brite side!
Twenty-twelbe Kitteh Resolushunz I will nawt stick mah hed inside small dark places
Ai will doez bettur wiff dis wun den ai did wiff teh last wun!
Over-eating can lead to serious health problems ... Like sudden and inexplicable blindness
i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.