i haz a prozelitizin

haz u herd bowt cheezus?

I trusts I has yore vote.

ai iz runnin fer president ob teh yooniverse!

dis bunny slipper hazza heartbeat!

Ur shag carpet it haz an angry

My pursonal space haz an invashun

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT HAS BEEN

I wonder if she has any idea that I am completely insane.