Now get thee to a better interior designer!
This Monkey has long had dreams of one day becoming a star of the stage. Here he is auditioning for a production of Shakespeare's Hamlet.
"To squee, or not to squee: that is the question!"
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well."
When in &*%$# are the props people gonna get me a skull?
I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.
We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.