YOU LEFT US IN THE BAFF WATER WAY TOO LONG!
Geranium! It's "Geronimo" you idiot.
i luv u pointeh littl kitteh
did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? she had mittens hahahahahahahahahaha
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