Nawt kare wat otherz finks wen its a doo dah day!
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Haz u herd da Good Word bout Ceiling Cat, Brutha?
Thats it.. Keep going.
Legend has it, that if you stare into the fire and whisper his name 5 times... he will appear to you... ...and he will TEAR YOUR TOILET ROLL APART!