.......are you sure you're sure?
You feel bad?
Get daown frum dere, kitteh!
Meybee we can shaek paws an maek up?
Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath
plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.
This is Kevin, my cheeky little Syrian hamster, he looks so guilty!
Member us? Look familiar? We're the ones you DIDN'T adopt at the shelter! Oh, I'm not with them. I'm just here cause I thought I smelled tuna.