ul nevr gess wut hapnd

There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.

Well, guess what has frozen over.

I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT I BET IT'LL TASTE BETTER WHEN IT'S ON THE FLOOR

Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the lounge?

Oh, my! COBWEBS! Guess he was away longer than I thought.