Out of the blue, he began to speak in tongues and claim the spirit of the Lord had entered his body. It was later determined to be bad gas.
Praise Ceiling Cat! Ai feel a millyun tiems beddur.
Sometimes his mind wanders...
Human please! It's sooo foul!
Where's the gas pedal on this thing?
Wat, dis issn't a car?
Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!
Hover Cat is out of Gas!! OH NO!!
hover fer ur livez, hovercat!
...and this is why you steer clear of Aunt Bertha when she's eating chili.