YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB
EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
BABY I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES
ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE AMERICA
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CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number, I don't have herpes