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CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB
EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING
FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES
ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE?
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CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN
Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
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Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
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