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YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR
CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB
EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING
FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION
I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES
ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE?
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CALL ME THE GARBAGEMAN
Cause I want to handle YOUR JUNK.
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Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy
but here's my number,
I don't have herpes
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