TEH FIRST PUSHUP IZ ALWAYS TEH HARDEST

Mittens works up her courage on her first visit to a nudist beach.

Star light, Star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Holy Crap, its the Satellite !!!

Dere, dere. Not eberyone can beat teh hare on furst try.

Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.

Today, Henry, I think, Bermuda... but stop by McDonalds on the way