I MISSED MY 5:00 NAP NOW I HAZ TO WAIT FOR MY 5:15 NAP
Mai life is so hard.
I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed, But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.
I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY BREAKFAST DOESN'T COUNT COZ I THREW IT UP ON THE RUG
Had to puke but couldn't make it to expensive rug
I WANT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR BUT WE DONT HAVE A DOG
I want to take a nap but all I have is a custom made feather bed