I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed, But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.

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I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY BREAKFAST DOESN'T COUNT COZ I THREW IT UP ON THE RUG

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I REALLY WANT YOU TO PET ME BUT I ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU

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Had to puke but couldn't make it to expensive rug

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I forgot to attack my owner when he rubbed my stomach

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I WANT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR BUT WE DONT HAVE A DOG

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I want to take a nap but all I have is a custom made feather bed

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