I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.
kittehs r always gud exkuse.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!
I thought if I kept pluckin' away, I'd eventually hit bird. No such luck.
Wurdz Ob Advys Neber sai 'Up yer ass' tu gyant chikkins