Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines
Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
It is requested you do not let the door strike you in the arse upon your leaving the premises.
My master is never pleesed.
I iz a SIR
YOU SIR! REMOVE THIS RIDICULOUS APPLIANCE FROM MY COUNTENANCE AT ONCE!
Nawt until we has wun teh kompetishun!
Dis iz taking longur than I thought. I shud hav brought dat new issue ov Cat Fancy