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Ai has cum 2 de cunclooshun dat ai still hates eberyfing.

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Wut ifs ebberyfing iz an ilwusion, nd nuffin exists ? Cans i still hab dis box ? i weally like it.

Lass fing I herd was "catch", den eberyfing went blak.