WORST. PARACHUTE. EVER.

bai wurstest, doez u akshully meen bestest?

strangest god damn funeral i've ever been to

Best Stocking Stuffer Ever.

Ever laugh so hard mouse squirts out your nose?

It's ok . Nobody saw. Nobody will ever know

im not here they will never find me. Ever...

Cats synchronized bathing... the closest you will ever come to seeing cats synchronized swimming.