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An octopus recently tried and failed to make a break for it at the Seattle Aquarium.
The 8-legged beast climbed up his tank and nearly made it over the edge before a member of the staff thwarted his plans.
He was probably just hungry and headed for the crab tank. Or he was jealous of some his cellmates who were recently granted their freedom.
A few weeks ago, the aquarium successfully mated Franklin and Hazel who met on an octopus “blind date” before releasing them back into the wild.
Here’s video footage of the two being set free below a pier.
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