In the unlikely event of a water landing
Someone please save me! I can't swim.
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
In the event of an emergency, shiny dangly things will drop down from the overhead compartment to distract you.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAT SYSTEM
kittehz r alwayz gud to haz wen derz an emerjensee.
I haz an emergency exit