A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT?
A FLAT MINOR.
WHEN I FOUND OUT MY TOASTER WASN'T WATERPROOF
I WAS SHOCKED
WHY DO PEOPLE BECOME BAKERS?
BECAUSE THEY KNEAD THE DOUGH
Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.