Mama needs a cocktail.
It goes without saying that many of us are jealous of the lives cats lead, but one kitteh, Mr. Wu, takes that idea to its extreme: he lives in a bar! Mr. Wu is a permanent fixture at Cajun Boy, a bar in New Orleans. No one really knows how he came to be a resident of Cajun Boy; what is known, though, is that he walked in the door after Hurricane Katrina, was served some cream, and took it upon himself to never leave. Drink up, kitteh!
Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.