I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.

Hoomin! Pizzarolls are getting low! And open mai drink! Original Star Trek marathon is serious business.

Okay. Iz reddy fer ma "high colonic." What is it? A drink?

Business cat enjoys Happy Hour after hard day chasing the laser pointer

You smoke like a chimbly, drink like a fish, swear like a sailor and have the morals of an alley cat. I think I love you.

I'll take a mai tai and instead of the little umbrella, could you just plop some goldfish in there? Thanks!