Happy Dr. Seuss Day! Today, on his birthday, we celebrate the many great works of Dr. Seuss. Read your favorite Dr. Seuss classic, or just put your cat in a hat. However you like to get down, really. Get creative. Dr. Seuss would demand it!
I mean, sure, that's a great story and whatever, and the rhyme scheme is pretty fabulous as well... but COME ON! There's no way that vulpine character is even half as chic as me! I rock socks like Beyoncé rocks heels! ... and also my feet get cold at night sometimes and so they are nice because they help me keep warm. But also they are stylish just like me and that's really why I wear them!