Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Dunt gib intu teh blahs. Wut abowt chain' a ball or fetchin' a stik? Did yu ebem try dat?
Don't worry, I'm just here for your wardrobe. It passed about 25 years ago.
u can keep doze shoe solez, tho.
Doan worri Ai nawt hurt him- Ai his massage purrapist!
spa dais r mai faborite dais!
Don't worry, I'm from the internet.
dat inturrwebz iz a krayzee playce!