This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?
aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.
Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.
nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!
The amount of snack choices displeases me
You cleverly strapped the dagger where I can't reach it, Hoomin... ...or you'd be mincemeat before now...!
U noez, we neber gon finish fixin da roof if u keepz fawlin awf.