Holy Crap! You... ...only have TWO nipples?!?!
We've replaced Gladys' regular towel with one filled with an angry cat. Let's see if she notices the difference...
I haz a hero worship i haz an annoyin littel brutha
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
i prefer the quilted northern. it doesn't stick to my teeth like charmin does.
We've secretly replaced Karen's left arm with a ginger cat. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference.