Socks really didn't feel comfortable napping on the window sill, until she put on her seatbelt.
bettur sayf den sowwy!
The stuff he gave her didn't come from your udders.
aifinkso itz jus eezier dis way.
Yeah, I didn't know I could knit, either.
Yu dint child proof teh howse too well. Dis wun got in.
Hmm... oh, well, never did like that planter anyway... Or that Toyota... or Mom's new boyfriend....
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