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tweets about a teenage emperor's diary entry where he brags about his cat | thumbnail includes a picture of a diary entry and one tweet 'Font - Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenongarrity ... Replying to @NeolithicSheep Here's the teenage emperor of Japan in the 9th century bragging about his cat, the first recorded instance of cats in Japan. On March 11, 889 CE, 17-year-old Emperor Uda wrote: "On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to'

Twitter Thread: A 9th Century Teenage Emperor Bragging About His Cat

Cat lovers have always been the same.
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the final entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a happy cat being petted 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Time to Say Goodbye Fetbruery 12, 2021 "I find myself feeling nostalgic, remembering the times before all this, before I had a family as loving as this one" ICAN HAS BGER'

Meowmoirs: Time to Say Goodbye (February 12, 2021)

The very final entry of the diary...
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the nineteenth entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a kitten lying on a cat 'Cat - Meowmoirs: Mentoring The New Kittenlanuary 29, 2021 "No more zooming into walls, please. Five minutes later, I saw her running into a wall, trying to catch a fly. So, we still have some work to do..." CANHAS CREEZ BURGER'

Meowmoirs: Adopting a Kitten (February 5, 2021)

Must teach the kitten how to cat properly.
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the seventeenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat next to a vacuum cleaner the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: Vacuum January 22, 2021 "It screams and eats at the same time. One time... this monster ate CANHAS two of my cat toys at BURGER once."'

Meowmoirs: The Vacuum (January 22, 2021)

It's roar is more powerful even than Earnie's.
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the sixteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat snuggling a dog the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Carnivore - Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog January 15, 2021 | "No matter how much I raise my paw at him or how much I use my glare of doom, Bork keeps trying to cuddle me." CAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER.'

Meowmoirs: Living With The Dog (January 15, 2021)

Earnie is starting to miss getting attention.
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original animation of a senior cat learning to love its new adoptive parents thumbnail includes a picture of a cat sleeping and purring while being petted

Meowmoirs: Learning To Love Your New Furrever Parents

It might take time, but eventually, it'll happen.
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the fifteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat headbutting a dog the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Dog breed - Meowmoirs: A Dog January 8, 2021 "No manners, no grace. He decides whether something is worth eating... by eating it." CHEE BURGER'

Meowmoirs: Meeting A Dog (January 8, 2021)

"I've named him Bork."
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animation of the adoption of a senior cat thumbnail includes a picture of many cats inside cages in an animal shelter

Meowmoirs: Adoption Through The Eyes Of A Senior Cat

Animation that'll hit you right in the feels.
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the fourteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat rolling around in catnip the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Organism - Meowmoirs: Catnip January 1, 2021 Are the humans just big cats? Should I try to eat the fake plant? Is ICAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER the red dot even real?'

Meowmoirs: Catnip (January 1, 2021)

"Suddenly, I have the speed of a God."
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the thirteenth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat wearing a santa hat surrounded by lights the title of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: New Year's Resolutions December 25, 2020 "10. World domination The only reason I have not done it yet is because I was busy..." HA CHEEZ BUBIGER'

Meowmoirs: New Year's Resolutions (December 25, 2020)

A list of everything Earnie wants to achieve next.
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the 12th entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about a cat's first Christmas thumbnail includes a pictures of a cat playing with a Christmas tree as well as the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Organism - Meowmoirs: It's Christmas Time December 22, 2020 "Sparkly. Shiny. A star. Brightly lit and calling my name. I was hypnotized." HEEZ BURGER'

Meowmoirs: It's Christmas Time (December 22, 2020)

A Christmas Special!
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The eleventh entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat in snow the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Carnivore - Meowmoirs: First Time SnoW December 18, 2020 "betrayed by my ultimate love - a fluffy white blanket, I ran back cross the white coldness, pulling the leashed human along" CHEEZ BURGER'

Meowmoirs: December 18, 2020 First Time Snow

it's cold. it's cold. it'S COLD. IT'S COLD.
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The tenth entry of Meowmoirs diary of a cat thumbnail includes a picture of a cat looking at a red laser dot menacingly then name of the entry and a quote from it 'Text - Meowmoirs: The Laser Pointer December 11, 2020 "I charged my run with my powerful butt wiggle, but the moment I had the dot under my paws, it ICAN HAS BURGER was gone."'

Meowmoirs: December 11, 2020 The Laser Pointer

Earnie tries to catch the slippery Red Dot of Evil.
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the ninth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat and the human baby starting their life together and the cat starting to train the baby thumbnail includes a picture of a baby and a cat cuddling as well as the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Photo caption - Meowmoirs: Training the Baby December 4, 2020 "It has been weeks, and they have yet to even start teaching the human baby to lick itself!"'

Meowmoirs: December 4, 2020 Training the Baby

Unclear why the humans are keeping it in a cage...
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the seventh entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat all about the cat meeting the cat in the mirror thumbnail includes a picture of a cat and the cat's reflection the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Mirror Cat November 20, 2020 "Someday, I will catch him off guard, sneak up behind him and kawpow!" ICAN HAS BURGER.'

Meowmoirs: November 20, 2020 The Mirror Cat

The mirror cat copies everything, it's a.. mimikitty
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the sixth entry of meowmoirs diary of a cat about the cat's reaction to tvs laptops and phones thumbnail includes a picture of a cat laying its head on a laptop the name of the entry and a quote from it 'Cat - Meowmoirs: The Light Squares November 13, 2020 The more effective way of using it would be to indeed sit CANHAS CHEEZ BURGER on it... It keeps my behind wonderfully toasty.'

Meowmoirs: November 13, 2020 The Light Squares

TV, computer, phone... they're all confusing.
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