I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
it wuz collaterlol damaj, ai swayrz!
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
mebbe u jus needz a frend 2 cheer u up?
Me? High from sniffing magic markers? Why would you think that?
THIS IS WHAT PEEPERS LOOKED LIKE WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY SAID "NO"
u want hotel? U NO GET HOTEL!!!