ai neber understood y hoominz do dat.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

In my defense...there was a fly.

It wuz hideyuss anyways.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!

Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

CAMOUFLAGED MOBILE MISSLE DEFENCE SYSTEM READY TO TEST SIR!

dese r wepponz ob moose destrukshun!

angry hoomin detected initiating irresistible innocent look...

wai doez u luk so suspishus, hoomin?

ICHC Audit Defense Five Pointy Ends....... Locked and Loaded