ai neber understood y hoominz do dat.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
In my defense...there was a fly.
It wuz hideyuss anyways.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
CAMOUFLAGED MOBILE MISSLE DEFENCE SYSTEM READY TO TEST SIR!
dese r wepponz ob moose destrukshun!
angry hoomin detected initiating irresistible innocent look...
wai doez u luk so suspishus, hoomin?
ICHC Audit Defense Five Pointy Ends....... Locked and Loaded