I had a little altercation with the Easter Bunny. The end result is two fold: you won't be getting candy eggs and his wife is getting a huge insurance check.

Happee holidae, my harbles.

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Your panties are now crotchless, you can thank me later

In a moment, I will experience an overwhelming urge to flee to another room. My apologies in advance for any collateral damage.

Iz alsew sowwy abowt teh car.

Sorry. I'm a little wired.