Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
peein' is a favbrit passtime!
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN. PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.
thur is moar.
IM HERE TO MAKE UR DAY A LIL BETTER.
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