It's 5 a.m. You could have called.
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Best pond we could get In teh citiez.
itz better dan nuffin, ai guessez.
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They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
They said I could become anything. So I became a Furby
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP
They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet
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