It's 5 a.m. You could have called.

aifinkso itz way 2 erlee in teh morning fer foan callz...

Best pond we could get In teh citiez.

itz better dan nuffin, ai guessez.

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.

They said I could become anything. So I became a Furby

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP

They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet