Not ONE of these cats could answer the riddle. They were totally stumped.
aifinkso ai noez a kitteh hoo cud solv it...
They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.
ai iz becom nap.
They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver
kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!
It's 5 a.m. You could have called.
aifinkso itz way 2 erlee in teh morning fer foan callz...
Best pond we could get In teh citiez.
itz better dan nuffin, ai guessez.
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES