Canuck the crow has quite the reputation in Vancouver. The little thief recently tried to steal a knife from a crime scene and cops had to chase him down to get it back. Clearly the crow felt it needed to take justice into its own claws.
OMG!! d00d!! Itz teh kopz!! Hurry! Eeet teh ebidinse!
O, cwap! O, cwap! O, cwap! Kant eet whin ai'm nerbus!
Kittehz alwais lewk owt fer eech udder wen it komez 2 copperz.